My Good For Nothing Wife

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I get up in the morning, leave my pillow where I laid
When I come home to take a nap, the bed still isn’t made
My good for nothing wife
Oh, my good for nothing wife

I went to get a cup of coffee, went to get another cup
But there wasn’t any left, ’cause someone drank it all up
It was my good for nothing wife
My good for nothing wife
I had to brew another pot because my good for nothing wife did not

I looked inside the fridge, there was nothing there to see
Did my wife go to the store? No, she was watching TV
Oh, that good for nothing wife
My good for nothing wife
I had to order Chinese because my good for nothing wife don’t please

When I went to go to bed, I left my socks by the door
When I woke up in the morning, they were still on the floor
My good for nothing wife
That lazy, good for nothing wife
I had to put them in the sink because my good for nothing wife don’t think