12:36pm Mon Jan 2, 2012 …my first step toward becoming an evil genius and taking over the world. COPACABANA!11:59am Fri Dec 30, 2011 Things I never thought I’d say no.123011: "I have to go get hay and diesel."1:40pm Wed Dec 28, 2011 Farewell, Wurlitzer…may your keys find talented hands for another hundred years.11:42pm Sun Dec 18, 2011 Diane thinks this is funny. Do you think this is funny? This is NOT funny. It’s sick.5:19pm Mon Dec 12, 2011 Technology that always works :)2:35pm Sat Dec 10, 2011 Oh Costco, you vile temptress…let’s never be apart again.3:53pm Wed Dec 7, 2011 Dear Cox Cable, 10 days and 5 technician visits later, service is amazing – in that it makes Qwest look like a good company.3:07pm Sat Nov 26, 2011 Dear Encore, do you realize how pathetic your logo looks in the corner of the screen during The Two Towers?10:37pm Tue Nov 15, 2011 Mensroom philosophy1:02pm Mon Nov 14, 2011 It’s a wet cold