Caveman dream

2:48am Sat May 25, 2019

I wouldn’t believe you if you told me you had this dream, but I’m going to tell you anyway because it’s true:

I just dreamt I was a caveman being pursued by other cavemen. I was fighting them off with a trussed-up alligator as a spearlike bludgeoning ram.

It was so absurd it woke me up. Which is a shame, cause it was a totally epic dream up to that point.

K, good night.