You know that cleaning service commercial?

7:03pm Tue May 12, 2015


The one where the lady comes home from work and her kitchen is sparkling and she goes “wooo!” because she’s so thrilled and startles the maids who were behind the counter? That’s fucking bullshit. I don’t remember the last time paying someone else to do something was so stressful.

I take it back – it’s not totally bullshit. They’re still here, just like in the commercial. Been here for ten hours and are about half done with a 90% job.

I assure you our 1600sf home is not that filthy, even with three dogs.