Last Show Ever

It’s been an amazing decade. But there’s so much excellent craftsmanship in music and authentic, meaningful songs constantly released, I’m going to get out of the way and go into app development where the money is. Maybe I’ll build the next Snapchat! I’m not that interested, I’m just gonna make something that Google or Facebook will buy out so I can spend the rest of my days snorting coke off of the bodies of prostitutes. The wife is totally into it, she married for money anyway and we have an open relationship. Don’t miss this swan song! All major credit cards accepted for the $18.99 streaming fee.

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