I wouldn’t believe you if you told me you had this dream, but I’m going to tell you anyway because it’s true: I just dreamt I was a caveman being pursued by other cavemen. I was fighting them off with a trussed-up alligator as a spearlike bludgeoning ram. It was so absurd it woke me […]
But, y’know, you can watch it too.
It gets me all…”feisty”.
So what would you think if you saw this at the end of your walkway while you were taking in the trash bins? Would you instinctively think “Oh, somebody placed an ornamental turtle at the end of my walkway”? Or would you, like me, kind of jump a little and think “Hey! A [real live […]
The mother-in-law ordered a heat and eat turkey dinner from the grocery store last year, and I can tell you it was an inestimable improvement from the Mimi’s “Where everything tastes like gravy except the gravy” tradition. So she ordered again this year, from Ralph’s, which is clearly not the same deal. They basically gave […]