Because what I see in the mirror is 1969 Shatneresque BEEFCAKE. You may have noticed that I wear a strong optical prescription.
I wouldn’t believe you if you told me you had this dream, but I’m going to tell you anyway because it’s true: I just dreamt I was a caveman being pursued by other cavemen. I was fighting them off with a trussed-up alligator as a spearlike bludgeoning ram. It was so absurd it woke me […]
But, y’know, you can watch it too.
It gets me all…”feisty”.