If you never got that deep into kylebronsdon.com, I have pages and pages of a section I call “Inside Kyle’s Brain”. Well, I’ve been streamlining the site for a couple weeks now and I’m almost ready to go live with all the changes, which include getting rid of all those pages! Really, they should have […]
Because what I see in the mirror is 1969 Shatneresque BEEFCAKE. You may have noticed that I wear a strong optical prescription.
I wouldn’t believe you if you told me you had this dream, but I’m going to tell you anyway because it’s true: I just dreamt I was a caveman being pursued by other cavemen. I was fighting them off with a trussed-up alligator as a spearlike bludgeoning ram. It was so absurd it woke me […]
But, y’know, you can watch it too.
It gets me all…”feisty”.
So what would you think if you saw this at the end of your walkway while you were taking in the trash bins? Would you instinctively think “Oh, somebody placed an ornamental turtle at the end of my walkway”? Or would you, like me, kind of jump a little and think “Hey! A [real live […]