I wouldn’t believe you if you told me you had this dream, but I’m going to tell you anyway because it’s true: I just dreamt I was a caveman being pursued by other cavemen. I was fighting them off with a trussed-up alligator as a spearlike bludgeoning ram. It was so absurd it woke me […]
…said nobody ever. That’s what’s so creepy about having “a rat in the garage”.
So what would you think if you saw this at the end of your walkway while you were taking in the trash bins? Would you instinctively think “Oh, somebody placed an ornamental turtle at the end of my walkway”? Or would you, like me, kind of jump a little and think “Hey! A [real live […]
See the dog paws? She was lying there licking the base of the toilet. All our animals are broken.
Seriously, how is this any different? I see it all the time. In Southern California. We fostered a sweet, raggedy old Golden Retriever last year who nobody wanted and came into our home with the ubiquitous kennel cough that every shelter dog we’ve ever adopted came with. We took her to the rescue org’s vet, […]