Pretzels and omens

9:15pm Mon Jun 1, 2015


Not bad-looking, eh? I was gonna glaze them with an egg wash, but I swear to you half the eggs in the current carton in the fridge have had double yolks and it’s starting to freak me out. Isn’t that an omen or something? HALF of them. Also, I turn 46 at midnight and it will be a full moon.