Only your mom drinks "cola"

6:58pm Tue Apr 22, 2014

Every aisle at this grocery store has Pepsi products in the impulse buy coolers except self checkout, where there is Coke. That’s because Coke drinkers are self-deterministic, quality-oriented people with better things to do than stand in line. Diane calls it “Nectar of the Gods”.

She also has a name for Pepsi: “Satan’s Piss”.