It took me like 15 minutes yesterday to get a 6 milliliter tube of Loctite…

7:19am Sun Jan 6, 2013

…because they had to get the ONE key from the manager for the cage it was in, then I had to sign a form with my address declaring my intention to use the threadlocker to lock threads instead of, I assume, squirt it into a baggie and huff it. The clerk told me the cops had come in one day and made them replace a combination lock with a padlock. Can you imagine the time and money it took to pass and enforce that legislation? Your tax dollars at work!