See this is why I try not go to the convenience store on Saturday night…

7:45pm Sat Sep 29, 2012

…I just saw The Dude but he had long thin legs. I’m wearing a shirt that says “Leave No Trace”, and Dude said “I like your shirt.” Then when I was checking out, I saw Woody Harrelson if he’d fought in the Gulf War instead of becoming a movie star and got PTSD that he was never treated for. He said, “I like your shirt.”