Thank You, Pornstars

It takes a very special girl to come to be a star
And I’d like to thank a few by name who’ve taken it so hard
I thank them for the sacrifice that brings them to their knees
In History, they will go down, on adult DVDs

Thank you Jenna Jameson and Asia Carrera
Thank you Kobe, Miako, and Mika Tan and Tera
Lucy Lee, Avena Lee, Katsumi, Mia Smiles
Those were mainly Asians but the list goes on for miles

Another favorite niche of mine is chicks younger in age
Like Cherokee and Stevie, of course Jenna Haze and Gauge
Savanna Stern and Riley Mason, Eva Angelina
Cris Taliana, Mya Diamond, or do you say Mia?

Let’s not forget the MILFS, that is, the moms I’d like to friend
Jill Kelly, Sydnee Steele, Sondra Hall, and Lezley Zen
Tabitha Stevens, Laura Angel, Sondra Hall
Leanna Heart, Anita Blonde, I swear I love you all

There’s Charmaine Star and Felix Vicious, Charlie, and Devon
Audrey Bitoni, Sylvia Saint, and Nikki Blonde
Kiki Daire and Nicole Sheridan, I give my thanks to you
Bree Olsen, Gina Ryder – Please excuse me for a few