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She’s the meanest Mom in the neighborhood
She treats me so bad cause she wants me to be good
I wanna play in the dirt but she keeps me clean
That’s why she’s so mean
When I want a toy or a tasty treat
She always says later I can play and eat
When I gotta go the bathroom she drops a bomb (she’s always gone)
Mean old, mean old Mom
Mean old Mom, I wanna go out
“Did you forget to say ‘please’? Don’t make me tell you not to shout!”
I’m all excited and she tells me to be calm
Mean old, mean old Mom
When I go to bed she makes lots of noise
Playing with all the other girls and boys
When I wake up she’s sleeping like a log
‘Cause I am just a dog