var howMany = 24
var quote = new Array(howMany+1)
quote[0]="Taking jazz back to the street!"
quote[1]="Jazz for lovers of song, blues for the guitar-weary"
quote[2]="Jazz is a four-letter word"
quote[3]="A sanctuary for the cocktail nation"
quote[4]="Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny -- Frank Zappa"
quote[5]="Another healthy supplement to your musical diet"
quote[6]="Hi-Fi music for Influentials"
quote[7]="Too bluesy for jazz, too jazzy for blues"
quote[8]=" An American musician in a world of idols"
quote[9]="Music rough in the middle and soft around the edges"
quote[10]="Better than the other original and obscure jazz and blues artists"
quote[11]=" Blues tragedy, jazz drama, lounge comedy"
quote[12]="Prince of the Jazz-Blues Ballad"
quote[13]="\"I write \'em like I hear \'em\""
quote[14]="Dave Frishberg & Randy Newman in the Great Red Shark"
quote[15]="I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things -- Tom Waits"
quote[16]="Buy the ticket, take the ride. Mahalo. -- Hunter S. Thompson"
quote[17]="Hunched over in Tin Pan Alley, drinking from a paper bag"
quote[18]="Mose Allison eating barbeque with Tom Lehrer"
quote[19]="Tennessee Williams trapped in David Mamet's body"
quote[20]="Simple music for complicated people"
quote[21]="Lumpy jazz"
quote[22]="Fire is the sun unwinding itself from the wood -- Bucky Fuller"
quote[23]="It's not what you play, it's what you CAN\'T play -- Danny Krieger"
quote[24]="This IS my \"EPK\", okay?!"

function rndnumber(){
var randscript = -1
while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript)){
randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))
}
return randscript
}
quo = rndnumber()
quox = quote[quo]
document.write(quox)